Butt-in Pants
I like to watch fashion trends, but I think participating in a particular fashion should be up to me. Now take these low-rise pants, for instance. Y'know, the ones with the short crotch zipper that "sit just below the waist?"
I HATE THESE PANTS!!
But they are the only pants available even in the most conservative of department stores. So, for the past three years, ever since Briteny Spears showcased her hip bones, I've had to put up with my underwear hanging out every time I bend over.
I thought I could weather the fashion storm without buying a pair, but the fashion _persists_ while my butt goes threadbare.
Do guys' pants do this?
I HATE THESE PANTS!!
But they are the only pants available even in the most conservative of department stores. So, for the past three years, ever since Briteny Spears showcased her hip bones, I've had to put up with my underwear hanging out every time I bend over.
I thought I could weather the fashion storm without buying a pair, but the fashion _persists_ while my butt goes threadbare.
Do guys' pants do this?
posted by Kathleen D. McKenzie at 9:02 PM
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