Date from Hell
When most people think of getting something to eat on, say, a first date, they usually think of going to a safe joint like a pizza place or a cafe. Following this train of thought it might seem that a place like McDonalds would be okay, right?
Well, I considered what a date at a place like the Cheesecake Factory might be like, menu-wise, and transferred the menu choices to a less pricey McDonalds palate. It would go something like this:
Drinks and Appetizers:
2 medium cokes $4.00
2 Ceasar salads $10.00
(no such thing as McSoup) - $0.00
Entrees:
1 Big Mac (guy) - $3.00
1 6-piece chicken McNuggets - $3.00
1 Quarter pounder (gal) - $3.00
1 Fish filet $4.00
2 large fries - $4.00
2 Coke refills (?) - $3.00
Dessert & Coffee:
2 Apple pie - $1.00
2 Strawberry shake - $4.00
2 McCappacinoes - $6.00
2 McCoffee refills - $2.00
This comes to a rough grand total of:
$50.00, if you want to be cheapo.
I dunno. I'm sick of figuring.
Where's an extension cord?
Well, I considered what a date at a place like the Cheesecake Factory might be like, menu-wise, and transferred the menu choices to a less pricey McDonalds palate. It would go something like this:
Drinks and Appetizers:
2 medium cokes $4.00
2 Ceasar salads $10.00
(no such thing as McSoup) - $0.00
Entrees:
1 Big Mac (guy) - $3.00
1 6-piece chicken McNuggets - $3.00
1 Quarter pounder (gal) - $3.00
1 Fish filet $4.00
2 large fries - $4.00
2 Coke refills (?) - $3.00
Dessert & Coffee:
2 Apple pie - $1.00
2 Strawberry shake - $4.00
2 McCappacinoes - $6.00
2 McCoffee refills - $2.00
This comes to a rough grand total of:
$50.00, if you want to be cheapo.
I dunno. I'm sick of figuring.
Where's an extension cord?
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