Butt-in Pants
I like to watch fashion trends, but I think participating in a particular fashion should be up to me. Now take these low-rise pants, for instance. Y'know, the ones with the short crotch zipper that "sit just below the waist?"
I HATE THESE PANTS!!
But they are the only pants available even in the most conservative of department stores. So, for the past three years, ever since Briteny Spears showcased her hip bones, I've had to put up with my underwear hanging out every time I bend over.
I thought I could weather the fashion storm without buying a pair, but the fashion _persists_ while my butt goes threadbare.
Do guys' pants do this?
I HATE THESE PANTS!!
But they are the only pants available even in the most conservative of department stores. So, for the past three years, ever since Briteny Spears showcased her hip bones, I've had to put up with my underwear hanging out every time I bend over.
I thought I could weather the fashion storm without buying a pair, but the fashion _persists_ while my butt goes threadbare.
Do guys' pants do this?
2 Comments:
I hear you! Those things feel like they're falling off.
Some guys pants are like this. It's crazy how much of an influence designers have on clothing and what people have to choose from. Maybe if you try a store like LL Bean I bet you could find some that don't expose your butt.
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