Pizza Pie Electric

Eating is possibly one of the most disgusting things people can do. Who the hell thought up eating in groups? Y'know, it's like, maybe, four people get together and decide together that they want a pizza pie with all the toppings extra cheese. Then this 2-foot circumference plate, hot, comes out of a back room and all hands dig in. The cheese stretches from pan to mouth while bits of green pepper and mushroom fall to the lap. Mouths are stuffed and nothing is left but cornmeal crumbs. DISGUSTING!!

Now what I'd like to see is something like Electric Food. Let's replay our little scenario using electric food technology. First, a group of friends get together and decide they'd like a pizza pie with everything. Next, a pan comes from the back of a restaurant trailed by an electric cord. Then, everyone in the group surrounds the pan, which has been placed on a table of medium height. Everyone is exposed to an electric smell which is inhaled tremendously. The image of the pizza pie flickers on the hot plate and suddenly disappears. NO MESS, NO FUSS! Cokes all around.